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When questioned about having the panda for lunch then replacing it with the dog, the zoo keeper responded with this.
Posted by: man tom | May 07, 2024 at 03:35 PM
What the fluff?
Posted by: MOTW | May 07, 2024 at 03:35 PM
THIS is why white guys like me never have a chance when we marry Chinese.
Posted by: Bill Moore | May 07, 2024 at 08:04 PM
I wanted to use hair dye on the two black and white furred family members to make it easier to identify them, Mollie with a red stripe and Schrooms with a blue stripe
My plan was thwarted. Apparently others are able to identify the dog and cat more readily and I should head over to get my eyes checked, along with other medications that may have side effects
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 08, 2024 at 09:42 AM
They didn't eat, shoot and leave.
Posted by: Steverino | May 08, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Actually, painted animals aren't that unusual.
https://www.boredpanda.com/painted-cats-burton-silver-heather-busch/
Posted by: Steverino | May 08, 2024 at 10:06 AM