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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
O Canaduh! Our home of chaos and pandemonium and some land!
True patriot love thou dost in us an anarchist command.
We see thee rising fair, lawlessness aross our land,
The True North, disorganized and in total disorder;
And we hide snarled under desk on guard for thee, O Canaduh,
We hide from unruliness, in bedlam and on guard for youz.
Posted by: man tom | May 08, 2024 at 04:47 PM
It used to be that one of the most dangerous places on earth was to be between a member of the Canadian Armed Forces and beer.
Posted by: kwerty | May 09, 2024 at 07:17 AM
I did not know that having a mullet was the result of intensive military training.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | May 09, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Big deal - the same as going to war and losing - you came in second place.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 09, 2024 at 01:56 PM