ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Napoleon’s one-and-a-half inch long penis last known to be in the possession of NJ urologist’s daughter

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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[Napoleon's ghost]

It's a lot longer in millemeters.

[man tom]

Napoleon was in my gym class. He had a concave chest and buck teeth, too.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

That's what she said.

[pharmaross]

That's not the appropriate disposition of Napoleon's boner part.

[Blowing Smoke]

60s Freudian advertising...

[man tom]

Back during Reconstruction, I had a guitar teacher who hated George Thorogood.

Oddly enough, reminds of the time Curly, when asked by Moe to scale a fish, promptly put the fish to his lips and played it like a harmonica.

[Pullet Surprise]

Hey, Dave - it has been long time since you have had a pause in the blog action to allow us to catch our collective breaths - you know when you post something like:

- I was trimming my toenails and missed several responses to emails.

or
- Walter's son was hit in the head with a baseball in Little League and we had to use the company car to get him to the hospital so I missed these emails.

or

Dave opens the bathroom door and says, "Hey, Walter, how come judi did not take care of these emails? What, she doesn't work here any more? When did this happen? I fired her? When? How come nobody told me?

[man tom]

I really am reaching out into the darkness on this, but I would bet some of these 'young' musicians are students of my former teacher, Lee Edward Zimmer.

[Kendra]

It's in a flowerpot in her back yard and she forgot to water it.

[Elaine Benes]

Always in the last place you'd look.

[George Costanza]

In his defense, there's a good chance he was on the pool.

[Doug in Sacramento]

And again, I suspect this is not the kind of journalism Alexander Hamilton anticipated when he founded the Post.