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May 26, 2024

CANADA: A NATION IN THE THROES* OF TOTAL ANARCHY

Canadian walking her dog finds more than 40 rotisserie chickens in the woods

(Thanks to B&C, who says "This is unusual; normally, there's about 20.")

*Whatever a "throe" is.

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Napoleon’s one-and-a-half inch long penis last known to be in the possession of NJ urologist’s daughter

(Thanks to pharmaross)

EXACTLY LIKE CHER

The Chuck E. Cheese band delays retirement with an encore at 3 more stores

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WAIT... THAT'S ILLEGAL?

Nicki Minaj detained for ‘carrying drugs’ in Amsterdam

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE'VE BEEN WAITING OUR WHOLE LIFE TO HEAR THESE WORDS

Your toilet seat doesn’t have to look boring.

(Thanks to Ralph)

STAY OFF HIS LAWN

‘Quality of life issue’ leads to arrest of 81-year-old ‘serial slingshot shooter,’ police say

(Thanks to man tom)

JUST A HOT DOG FOR US, THANKS

Family stricken with rare brain worms after eating undercooked bear

(Thanks to MAC, who says "Always cook your bears thoroughly.")

DEPARTMENT OF BILLS YOU WILL NOT SEE PASSED IN FLORIDA

California bill would require new cars to beep at speeding drivers

(Thanks to man tom and Rod Nunley)

 
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