Dave Barry's Blog

WELL THAT SHOULD DO IT

New Minnesota law makes flying cars legal

(Thanks to Carolyn L)

TRY UNPLUGGING IT THEN PLUGGING IT BACK IN

Tesla in Full Self-Driving Mode Allegedly Tries to Drive Into Speeding Train

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A LOVELY SERVICE

Florida priest accused of biting woman during Communion

(Thanks to pharmaross, Barry Nester and Not My Usual Alias)

THERE MAY BE HOPE FOR CONGRESS

World’s first head transplant system revealed – but can it be done?

"BrainBridge"

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

SHOW AND TELL, DUDE

North Ogden police are investigating after an 11-year-old elementary school student unknowingly brought a bag of THC-infused gummies to school in March and shared them with four other children at recess, police announced Tuesday.

(Thanks to Joshua Lutes)

AND IN SPORTS

Joey Chestnut wins men's hot dog eating contest after weather delay

(Thanks to EricY)

THIS IS NOT GOOD

Squirrel with a Gun

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Central American weasel escapes from British zoo

(Thanks to John Lobert)

ATTRACTIVE *AND* PRACTICAL

Nigerian woman creates world's widest wig at almost 12 feet

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IF AI SAYS SO, IT MUST BE LEGIT

Google's new AI search feature has been recommending people drink urine ('light in color')

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED THIS

Performer turf war as firebreather fights off mariachi band with flames from mouth

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Why is soccer televised but THIS isn't?")

ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

Is The Guillotine Painful?

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)