Dave Barry's Blog

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A BAD THING?

The internet is disappearing, study says

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

They better not disappear this.

TALK ABOUT THE SWIFT COMPLETION OF THEIR APPOINTED ROUNDS

Postal worker caught racing Mustang in USPS van, hitting 105 mph in a 60 mph zone

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

We had no idea those vans could go that fast. 

'AN ALL-STAR LINEUP'

The Great Florida Bigfoot Conference is coming to Central Florida

(Thanks to pharmaross)

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER…

For the first time since 2018, screaming hairy armadillo pups have been born in North America

(Thanks to EricY, who says they toured with the Animals)

CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

Ambulance collides with moose while responding to another moose collision

(Thanks to B&C)

NEEDLESS TO SAY THE RETURN ADDRESS WAS IN FLORIDA

Man gets live rattlesnake in the mail at Mojave Desert post office

(Thanks to Ed. Floden)

WE PREFER NOT TO KNOW

So why exactly are folks in Minnesota, Iowa, and South Dakota putting rolls of Toilet Paper in their refrigerator?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

The French Post Office on Friday rolled out a scratch-and-sniff postage stamp to celebrate the world-famous baguette

(Thanks to Nancy Gill and pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

The Falmouth Worm Charming Championships

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

IT'S IN THE STAR, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT

Scientists are making small “handheld” nuclear reactors to try and lure aliens to Earth, an expert has claimed.

(Thanks to Ralph)

FLORIDA MAN ALSO KNOWS HOW TO DINE OUT IN STYLE

Afterward, investigators say the suspect ran inside the store, ignoring the ‘no-shirt, no-service’ rule, jumped on a table, and repeated his threats waving his ‘finger guns.’

(Thanks to Ralph)

FLORIDA MAN KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

Florida man drunkenly steals school bus, drives 4 hours to Miami

(Thanks to EricY)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE RAID

How cockroaches came to rule the world

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "I, for one, welcome our cockroach overloards.")

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Microplastics found in every human testicle in study

(Thanks to MOTW, Buck Nekkid and Doug in Sacramento)

FOR NEXT YEAR'S MET GALA

Engineers make ‘Dune stillsuit’ that turns pee, sweat into drinkable water

(Thanks to John Lobert)