Dave Barry's Blog

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

When Did Teen Boys Get a Nose for $300 Cologne?

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

NO THANKS

Man Surgically Adds Four Extra Nipples To His Body, Find Out Why

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SOUNDS SERIOUS

There's a snake in my Butte!

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ONE GROUP IS WORKING CEASELESSLY TO DESTROY HUMANITY

Chipmunks vs. Squirrels: What’s the Difference?

(Thanks to John Lobert)

The Proof: Squirrels caused 80 outages in Toronto last year: hydro officials

(Thanks to The Perts and Ralph)

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Diver mindblown after 'intelligent' Octopus grabs her hand and leads her to hidden treasure

(Thanks to Rick Day)

AND IN SPORTS

This is a video of a golfer taking a ball-less practice swing in his garage when he accidentally breaks the club head off and sends it through a neighbor’s car window.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

INHUMANE

Rangers blast Black Sabbath at stubborn Colorado black bear sleeping in neighborhood tree

(Thanks to EricY)