Dave Barry's Blog

THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Escaped goats and sheep wander onto the interstate in Virginia

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SHE ALSO WROTE MOST OF THE GRADUATING STUDENTS' PAPERS

Sophia the AI robot gives commencement speech at New York college.

(Thanks to MOTW)

RACCOONS ARE BASICALLY FAT SQUIRRELS WEARING MASKS

Having won the battle to tackle Tokyo’s population of giant, ravenous crows, the city’s authorities are now embroiled in an even tougher campaign: to rein in another animal menace, the North American raccoon.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

GUESS WHERE

Woman Shares Her Car with Venomous Snake for Weeks After 4 Failed Attempts to Remove the Reptile

(Thanks to EricY)

THE WINNER GETS A SEAT IN CONGRESS

South Koreans compete to see who’s best at doing absolutely nothing

(Thanks to EricY)

DUDE

Workers remove dozens of apparent marijuana plants from Wisconsin Capitol tulip garden

(Thanks to Ralph)