Dave Barry's Blog

'A FYRE FESTIVAL FOR TODDLERS'

'Bluey' event goes horribly awry at Las Vegas restaurant

She was not the lovable, furry dog children expected. Instead, she was played by a Dirt Dog worker in a blue onesie with a hoodie pulled over his head. As one disgruntled child put it to KVVU-TV, “He looked, like, unexpected. We could see his beard.”

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

FINALLY SOMEBODY IS TAKING ON THE REAL ISSUES

Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwiches

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)

CANADA CONTINUES ITS DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

A Canadian city's attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people dressed as dinosaurs was disqualified due to the unexpectedly high turnout.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Squirrel to blame for outage that left thousands without power downtown: Toronto Hydro

(Thanks to B&C)