Dave Barry's Blog

CLEARLY WE NEED TO BUILD RESTROOMS FOR THEM

Cicadas pee from trees. And they can urinate a lot, a new study finds.

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

10:26 a.m. A woman was concerned about her son’s girlfriend, who was standing naked in the yard.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Mary Smith)

FOR ONE THING, IT CAN RUN FOR CONGRESS

Are Plants Intelligent? If So, What Does That Mean for Your Salad?

(Thanks to Steve K.)

EVERY SINGLE ONE HAS A FLORIDA LICENSE

The common driving habit that indicates someone might be a psychopath

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

ORCAS ARE BASICALLY ENORMOUS OCEAN-DWELLING SQUIRRELS

A pack of orcas dubbed "Gladis" sank another yacht, the latest in a four-year-long string of attacks that's befuddled experts.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and EricY)