Dave Barry's Blog

FOR IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE WIPES YOU'RE OUT...

Redbirds to give toilet paper to fans on Friday, May 17

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

MEN:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

SET YOUR ALARM

Squirrel season set to kick off May 15

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

WE'RE GOING WITH 'NOT'

Believe it or not, we aren’t far from times when flying car travel, or specialized flying cars, is as commonplace as calling a cab to get to work.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

ATTENTION, LADIES IN THE MARKET FOR AN ATTENTION-GETTING GARMENT:

Here you go.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Apparently it's real.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

GUESS THE STATE

Ferrari Roma Falls Down Elevator Shaft

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

AND IN SPORTS

German men with the strongest fingers compete in Bavaria’s ‘Fingerhakeln’ wrestling championship

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "France on highest of high alerts.")

THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

Decapitated wasp grabs its head before flying away

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Turkey arrests spider smuggler said to be US museum curator

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

THE WORD IS ‘HERO’

Snake That Crashed Arizona Wedding Caught by Bridesmaid With Bare Hands

(Thanks to Rick Day, who says "Other than that....")

SOUNDS LEGIT

A dad has revealed he found his young daughter "playing with Bigfoot happily" during a family picnic in their favorite forest.

(Thanks to Rick Day, who says "What, no photos?")

THERE IS HOPE FOR THE FUTURE

Illinois students hire bagpiper to follow high school principal around in noisy senior prank

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHOEVER COULD HAVE FORESEEN IT?

NYC-Dublin live video art installation already bringing out the worst in people with lewd displays

(Thanks to Jim Perth)