Dave Barry's Blog

THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING

Strange Object Protruding From Squirrel Nest Causes Woman To Do A Double Take

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Florida Man Invents New Way To Cut A Grilled Cheese Sandwich

(Thanks to Ralph)

STAY CLASSY, TEXAS COUPLE

Texas couple hold wedding in North Texas Buc-ee's

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICERS?

Theft suspect stole 2 police vehicles while handcuffed, survived 11 officers' gunfire​

(Thanks to Ann Farr)

YOU ARE NOW FREE TO... OK, NOT THAT

Southwest Airlines 'looking into' video of woman lying inside overhead bin before takeoff

Video here.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill and Ralph)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

10:45 a.m. Someone reported their upstairs neighbor was stomping loudly and yelled “There, can you hear that, b****?” A responding officer talked to the upstairs neighbor who said they’d knocked over a chair and the expletives were directed at the chair.

9:59 p.m. Someone thought it was suspicious that a porta potty was locked from the inside at this time of night.

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

Fascinating Fact: These Flathead County police-blotter items come from THE FUTURE: