Dave Barry's Blog

ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION

Dice snakes fake their own gory deaths

(Thanks to Linda Schutjer)

NOTHING LOWER THAN CART RUSTLERS

2 men allegedly stole 140 shopping carts from a NJ store

(Thanks to EricY)

MEANWHILE IN THE NATION'S CULTURE CAPITAL

They Put a 65-Foot Hot Dog in Times Square

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

The new Swiss Army Knife will be missing a key feature

(Thanks to The Perts and MAC, who says "That's not a knife.")

AND IN SPORTS

Canadian Armed Forces members rock mullets and place second at annual military skills competition

(Thanks to The Perts)

THEY MAY BE STERILE, BUT THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

To fend off aggressive female mosquitoes, L.A. is releasing thousands of sterile males

(Thanks to EricY)

CSI: WISCONSIN

Man named ‘Deez-Nuts’ arrested, charged with battery

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)