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AND IN INTERNATIONAL SPORTS

French bakers make world’s longest baguette, beating Italy

(Thanks to B&C, who say "We're gonna need more brie.")

FASHION UPDATE

Apparently somebody threw up an entire spaghetti dinner on these jeans.

(Thanks to Ralph)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE

Reports of bird flu puts fans of bizarre ‘cow cuddling’ craze at risk

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THIS SEEMS HEALTHY

Women On Instagram Are Licking Glitter For Attention

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Apocalypse Update")

THEY MAKE GREAT PETS

Hammer-headed bat: The African megabat that looks like a gargoyle and holds honking pageants

(Thanks to Mary Smith)