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April 22, 2024

WE ASSUME HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA BOATING LICENSE

Boat captain leading 30-person tour falls overboard while drunk, Florida cops say

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I'm surprised this never happened with the Skipper, considering he had to deal with Gilligan all the time.

Yo-ho-ho -ahhhh!


Aquatic version of falling off the wagon.


Survivor - Gilligan's Island

Even before arriving at the destination the Skipper was voted out first and then tossed overboard.

*Who* tossed the Skipper overboard?

Stay tuned. Stay sober. Stay alive.


Everybody, listen to me
And return me my ship
I'm your captain, I'm your captain
Though I'm feeling mighty sick

I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm getting closer to my home, ooh

Boom laka-laka-laka, Boom laka-lak-goon-ka boom, Boom laka-laka-laka, Boom laka-lak-goon-ka boom

The moment gators wait for.

I'm going to call the marina later today and ask for Al Caholic.

In my defense, was just demonstrating what NOT to do while onboard.

Yawn! So this is news?

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