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Molly Ringwald conceived daughter in Studio 54 dressing room during ‘Cabaret’ run

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Thanks for sharing that, Mom!")

Comments

[LeDud]

I suppose this is better than the back seat of a car. HEY I CAN POST!

[Jeff Meyerson]

Better than onstage, I guess.

[wanderer2575]

♫
I used to have a girlfriend
Known as Elsie,
With whom I shared
Four sordid rooms in Chelsea.
She wasn't what you'd call
A blushing flower --
As a matter of fact,
She rented by the hour.

The day she died the neighbors
Came to snicker:
"Well, that's what comes
From too much pills and liquor."
But when I saw her laid out like a Queen,
She was the happiest... corpse...
I'd ever seen.

I think of Elsie to this very day.
I remember how she'd turn to me and say,
"What good is sitting all alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret."

And as for me,
I made my mind up back in Chelsea --
When I go, I'm going like Elsie.

[Clankie]

TMI

[the ghost of Andy Warhole]

On the plus side, it wasn't a glory hole.