THEY ALREADY HAVE FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Indigenous leaders want to protect whales by granting them legal personhood
(Thanks to GJ, who says "Except in Oregon.")
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Indigenous leaders want to protect whales by granting them legal personhood
(Thanks to GJ, who says "Except in Oregon.")
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This will place whales and human fetuses on equal footing.
Posted by: Ed. | April 09, 2024 at 07:51 AM
Surely squirrels are next, all part of their evil plan.
Posted by: GJ | April 09, 2024 at 08:32 AM
This is obviously a trap for comments about certain popular singer. I'm not going to fall for it.
Posted by: Clankie | April 09, 2024 at 08:42 AM
So now we can be sued and charged with murder by the krill?
Posted by: Moby Dick | April 09, 2024 at 10:59 AM
And just to point out to the lawyers controlling Cpt. Ahab's estate, I acted in self defense.
Posted by: Moby D. | April 09, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Then why didn't you just deep-dive and swim away?
Posted by: Cpt A's legal team | April 09, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Now, of course, they'll have to start paying taxes.
Posted by: Rod | April 09, 2024 at 11:51 AM
To Moby D: Call me. Ishmael. Or text me.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 09, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Probably members of the Heckawi tribe.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | April 09, 2024 at 01:26 PM
Of course, any law would be a fluke.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | April 09, 2024 at 07:27 PM