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April 13, 2024

THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN

Man Steals Over 50 Luxury Cars To Satisfy His 16 Girlfriends

(Thanks to Ralph)

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One way or another, this wasn't going to end well.


Stealing all those cars and not getting caught is easy compared to maintaining 16 girlfriends and not getting caught.

Well, interesting He needed 50 cars and had a mere 16 girlfriends. He obviously had well meant plans. If I understand the full picture, He was disproportionately surveilled and targeted by law enforcement and if treated fairly we, as concerned citizens, would see what a reliable, upstanding citizen He would be.

"The man, named Robin, has a string of known aliases and we’re assuming quite the toolkit for boosting cars."

I keep all my tools in my handy bat belt.

Love, is a many fendered thing.

Is one of those girlfriends a woman named Flo from Progressive Insurance who sold him a bundled policy to cover both cars and girlfriends?

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