THE NEW YORK POST TACKLES THE ISSUES
Why do men in Greek statues all have a small penis?
(Thanks to Linda Schutjer)
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It's cold.
Posted by: Hercules | April 19, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Slow news day.
Posted by: Steverino | April 19, 2024 at 11:26 AM
They were all in the pool, so when in Rome, shrinkage was the place to be.
Posted by: George Costanza | April 19, 2024 at 12:09 PM
They're all Greeks to me.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | April 19, 2024 at 12:52 PM
I'd fit right in!
Posted by: Donald (It's Supposed to be Small) Trump | April 19, 2024 at 02:43 PM
No word from what Roman women preferred ... This idea was probably put in place by a ruler with a small penis, because he got tired of telling his wife "It's supposed to be that small!"
Posted by: Pauller | April 19, 2024 at 03:01 PM
Maybe there were no good penis carvers in Greece.
"OK, we're ready for carving the you-know-what. Call in someone from the Penis Guild."
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | April 19, 2024 at 03:48 PM
Because they had growers not showers?
Posted by: Limpy P. Enis | April 19, 2024 at 04:42 PM
Well, it won't be long now.
Posted by: Rintinglen | April 19, 2024 at 06:52 PM
Maybe its related to the ancient Olympics where athletes competed while naked. Certain events would be a problem for the larger gentleman - for instance the hurdles.
Posted by: MrX | April 19, 2024 at 08:02 PM
Greek philosophy holds that an accomplished artist should always leave room for the truth to be stretched.
Posted by: the ghost of Euripides | April 20, 2024 at 05:39 AM
It was the best way to save on stone.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | April 20, 2024 at 02:30 PM