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April 09, 2024

THAT'S WHERE THE FOOD IS

Alligator crawls into Florida home and settles in front of refrigerator, photos show

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Related: Florida woman finds nearly 8-foot alligator inside her home

(Thanks to Ralph)

It's an epidemic.

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Well, at least it didn't hide in the toilet.

That sounds like a crock.

Let's put this story in perspective should it have happened where I live.

911: "What is your emergency?"

Caller: "A humongous alligator broke into my house and is in front of my fridge."

911: "Do you have a trespassing letter on file?"

Caller: "Yes, I just had my letter notarized and emailed it to police."

911: "Ok. I have that info pulled up, sorry for the delay, does the alligator have any weapons?"

Caller: "Not that I can see, but I wouldn't doubt it."

911: "Does He appear to be on drugs?"

Caller: "He is probably high out of his mind to have come here uninvited like this,"

911: "What is he wearing?"

Caller: "A green suit with his shirttail hanging out the back. He also has a prominent lower jaw"

911: "Don't approach him, I put a call in and officers will be arriving doon."

Caller: "How soon is soon?"

911: "Within the next 17 hours." "We are really busy today."

An alligator with 8 feet? Isn't that called an arachnid? "Sorry lady, you need to call pest control."

watch out, Australia; we're catching up!

I see a trend here. Maybe, just maybe, people in Florida should keep their doors closed instead of relying on a screen door that clearly isn't a gator deterrent.

As a rule, Florida women are quite juicy & tender, whereas Florida golfers tend to be tough & dry. .

"Operator, you don't understand--MY BEER IS IN THE REFRIDGERATOR."

"We'll get some out right away!"

"1 Adam 12, see the man, code 3."

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