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Every night, Robert ices his testicles.
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
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I died too soon.
Posted by: the ghost of Jeff E. | April 14, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Bullitt 1968: The first lone-wolf sperm donor story plays by the rules of the genre it spawned, featuring a charismatic, outsider type who carries a big stick and an attitude. He has a Mustang.
Move to mid-April 2024,
Soon to be rel3eased the sequel.
Blanks 2024: The saga continues with a tall, suave, huge neckless wearing soft cup donor with an ice pack on his heat out to inseminate any wanting fertile, offspring-bearing individual who deliberately get in his way or happen by his ineffectual, impotent way for that matter. He has a Prius.
Posted by: man tom | April 14, 2024 at 02:00 PM
Wasn't Robert Ices His Testicles a sequel to Horton Hatches An Egg?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind | April 14, 2024 at 02:12 PM
I was going to click on that link... But... then I thought... nah.
Posted by: Clankie | April 14, 2024 at 02:23 PM
Ice,Ice more babies - I never knew the lyrics I guess…
Posted by: apfstg | April 14, 2024 at 03:42 PM
Great balls o'fire!
Posted by: the ghost of Jerry Lee Lewis | April 14, 2024 at 03:51 PM
So that's what became of the Donor party!
The books all say they nearly froze to death...
Posted by: PirateBoy, the Historian | April 14, 2024 at 04:02 PM
Not to worry, other tham a bit chily, we're fine.
Posted by: the humunculi | April 14, 2024 at 04:50 PM
Interestingly enough, icing “down there” is the same therapy recommended after vasectomy. Not that those guys need one, or anything like that!
Posted by: Dr. Pangloss | April 14, 2024 at 04:51 PM
Isn't that like having ice on the rocks?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 14, 2024 at 11:48 PM