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April 20, 2024


You need a damn flamethrowing tractor.

(Thanks to Rick Day)


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That should keep the frost off your pumpkin.

Get your tractor runnin'
Head out on the back 40
Lookin' for some bad weed
And whatever comes into the hay
Yeah, darlin', go make it burn off unwanted obstacles
Take the farm in a harmless reproductive love embrace
Fire all of your flamethrowers at once and
Explode burnin' up the place

I like smoke and lightnin'
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' all the bugs are under

Oliver Wendell Douglas could’ve used one

I cannot be the only one who feels cheated that there was no video in the article?

Good news for chefs who like to use fire-roasted vegetables.

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