GOT WEEDS?
You need a damn flamethrowing tractor.
(Thanks to Rick Day)
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April 20, 2024
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That should keep the frost off your pumpkin.
Posted by: Ol'McDonald | April 20, 2024 at 09:48 PM
Get your tractor runnin'
Head out on the back 40
Lookin' for some bad weed
And whatever comes into the hay
Yeah, darlin', go make it burn off unwanted obstacles
Take the farm in a harmless reproductive love embrace
Fire all of your flamethrowers at once and
Explode burnin' up the place
I like smoke and lightnin'
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' all the bugs are under
Posted by: man tom | April 21, 2024 at 02:24 AM
Oliver Wendell Douglas could’ve used one
Posted by: apfstg | April 21, 2024 at 10:10 AM
I cannot be the only one who feels cheated that there was no video in the article?
Posted by: Mr. Mundane | April 21, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Good news for chefs who like to use fire-roasted vegetables.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 22, 2024 at 10:05 AM