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April 07, 2024

AN ISSUE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT

A Chipotle employee in Southfield, Michigan was shot in the leg by a customer Friday night, police sources told FOX 2. The shooting stemmed from an argument over guacamole.

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Al Barkafski)

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Perhaps he thought he said glock-amole?

There's never a customer-attacking raccoon around when you need one.

If it's not worth dying for it's not worth having.

Guacamole is a friend
Yeah, I know he’s a good condiment of mine
But the salsa has changed making it hard to define
Making the boys fight all the time..🎶


First it was the Thin Mints Melee, now this.

So like whack-a-mole but with live ammo?

This genius probably placed his order via an app on his phone giving cops a useful clue.

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