Dave Barry's Blog

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

A dentist found an ancient human jawbone embedded in his parents’ tile floor

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "Must have been some party.")

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE CANADIAN CONSTITUTION, ASSUMING THEY HAVE ONE

Sask. police clamp down on driver with no steering wheel

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE

Hospital staff plead with bite victims to stop bringing snakes to emergency departments

(Thanks to Nancy Gill, John Lobert and Ralph)

IT'S JUST A BABY

Woman Zip-Lining Barely Avoids Alligator Jumping Out Of The Marsh

(Thanks to Rick Day)

WAY BETTER THAN AN INVISIBILITY SHIELD

Flamethrowing robot dog that can shoot fire up to 30ft goes on sale in US

(Thanks to Steve Pudlo and Allen at Division)

TO GO WITH YOUR FLYING CAR

You Can Actually Order Your Very Own Invisibility Shield Right Now

(Thanks to Chris)

FATHER'S DAY IS AROUND THE CORNER

Maybe Dad wants a cardigan.

(Thanks to Catherine DeLorey)

DEFCON 1

Video shows Florida authorities wrangle alligator that wandered onto Air Force Base tarmac

(Thanks to EricY)

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'

Man grilling in shopping cart, using sword as skewer arrested near Santa Monica Pier

(Thanks to Ralph)

UH-OH

Mutant Bacteria Discovered Aboard International Space Station

(Thanks to Ralph and EricY)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PHISH

These supersized clownfish robots could be coming to waterways in the Middle East

(Thanks to The Perts)

DO *NOT* RESUSCITATE

This Mummified Ice Age Squirrel Was Found Frozen in Canada

(Thanks to Debbie in the Hague)