Dave Barry's Blog

WHAT'S A 'CHECK?'

America's fight to save handwriting from extinction as IQs begin to fall for first time ever and teachers warn some 20-year-olds can't sign checks anymore

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Why do people make noises in bed?

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

WE ASSUME HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA BOATING LICENSE

Boat captain leading 30-person tour falls overboard while drunk, Florida cops say

DEAR BLOGFOLKS OF THE TRIBE:

Happy Passover!

SHE JUST WANTED A BETTER LIFE FOR HER KIDS

One female iguana was recently removed from a Miami resort swimming pool after laying more than two dozen eggs on its water slide.

(Thanks to EricY, Barry Nester and Ralph)

GRUNIONS GETTING DOWN

The Moon brings a wild but precarious fish orgy to California's beaches

(Thanks to Ralph)