Dave Barry's Blog

'NOT WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE'

Woman Called Cops Over Bad Batch Of Meth

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Charles Cates, Mezrap, Asher Scheiner and Barry Nester, who says "Exactly what 911 is for.")

HE'S JUST RESTING

Woman wheeled dead uncle into bank to sign for loan

(Thanks to Charles Cates and EricY)

THANK GOD FOR STUDIES

Some bumblebees can survive underwater for up to a week, new study shows

(Thanks to EricY, who asks "Why are experts holding bumblebees underwater?")

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Black hole that's 33 times bigger than the sun found 'lurking undetected' close to Earth

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

CANADA CONTINUES ITS DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Thief targeting bananas at Kamloops store makes off with expensive grocery scanner

(Thanks to The Perts)

PAGING SAMUEL L. JACKSON-SAN

Snake on a bullet train causes rare railway delay in Japan

(Thanks to The Perts, Suzie Q Wacvet, EricY and Rick Day)