Dave Barry's Blog

THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN

Man Steals Over 50 Luxury Cars To Satisfy His 16 Girlfriends

(Thanks to Ralph)

A QUESTION WE ARE ALL ASKING OURSELVES

Do coffee bars and bookstores make you poop?

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "And this is a prime example of why we have experts.")

AND IN SPORTS

Attendees at the National Beard and Mustache Championships in Florida broke three Guinness World Records for the longest chains of beards, mustaches and partial beards.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

NEED ANOTHER REASON NOT TO EAT CROCODILE MEAT?

Here you go.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)