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AND IN SPORTS II

CarJitsu.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FYI

Uranus has something unexpected deep inside it

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

ATTENTION, NUISANCE-ALLIGATOR TRAPPERS:

The FWC’s Statewide Nuisance Alligator Program is accepting applications for contracted nuisance alligator trappers for Lake County.

(Thanks to man tom)

'I WOULD FOREVER BE IN DEBT IF YOU WOULD RETURN IT'

The owner of a Kansas bakery is asking customers to eat their cookies carefully after she lost the $4,000 diamond from her ring in the dough.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN SPORTS

Woman’s finger bitten off by woman angry at how long she was on gym machine

(Thanks to John Lobert, who asks "What choice did she have?")

TODAY IN GOBSMACKERY

Massive 'snake poop' from giant serpent leaves Facebook users gobsmacked

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

A Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Day

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

HE CAN STILL RUN IN FLORIDA

Nigel Farage’s new party fired an election candidate for being ‘inactive’. Turns out he was dead.

(Thanks to wiredog)

HE HAS THIS BLOG'S SUPPORT

Count Binface gets election manifesto broadcast ahead of London Mayoral election

(Thanks to Roberto, who says "Vermin Supreme has a rival across the pond.")

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