Dave Barry's Blog

GOOD NAME

A Badass Mongolian Throat Singing Heavy Metal Band

(Thanks to Mr. Ridley Pearson)

AND IN SPORTS

Loudest-burping lady visits UK to shock strangers with record-breaking belch

Thoughtful: ...up until now, Kimberly’s burps had only been witnessed in person by American audiences, so she decided to fly across the Atlantic to bless Britain with her bellowing belches.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who says "France on highest alert.")

SOUNDS TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE, MA'AM! PLEASE BE ON YOUR WAY!

Woman in stolen SUV told police it was a tip from Waffle House customer

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

LIST OF THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT ATTEMPT TO DO YOURSELF:

1. Tattoos

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

'A TRUTH BEGAN TO DAWN ON US -- MAYBE A PLANE ISN'T THE BEST VIEWING SPOT FOR AN ECLIPSE'

People on a $1,150 special Delta eclipse flight didn't see a total eclipse, but they weren't mad about it

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

We hope there was beverage service.