Dave Barry's Blog

THE KEY METRIC IS BEATS PER MINUTE, OR BPM.

Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow

(Thanks to Mezrap)

CAREER OPPORTUNITY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Zombies sought in York for slice-of-life satire film

(Thanks to Ralph)

READ THE STORY AND DECIDE WHETHER YOU WOULD DESCRIBE THIS MACHINE AS A 'CAR'

XPeng unveils footage of flying cars successfully crossing rivers on numerous occasions

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THAT'S WHERE THE FOOD IS

Alligator crawls into Florida home and settles in front of refrigerator, photos show

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Related: Florida woman finds nearly 8-foot alligator inside her home

(Thanks to Ralph)

It's an epidemic.

IT WAS A 'SERVICE' DOG

Flight diverted after dog poops on board: ‘Smell never quite went away’

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

THEY ALREADY HAVE FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Indigenous leaders want to protect whales by granting them legal personhood

(Thanks to GJ, who says "Except in Oregon.")

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

Watch your garden glow with new genetically modified bioluminescent petunias

(Thanks to GJ)