Dave Barry's Blog

US? NO.

Will flying cars change the way you travel?

(Thanks to Debbie in the Hague)

Sure: "...they could take to the skies as early as next year.”

FOR SOME OF US, THIS IS EVERY DAY

It's National Beer Day.

(Thanks to The Perts)

MAYBE IT WAS A CONSENTING TAP

Man arrested for allegedly rubbing his buttocks against water tap at Tokyo park

(Thanks to gahick)

CSI: CYPRESS, TEXAS

Mother, daughter duo arrested for performing illegal butt injections after undercover sting in Cypress

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

They really sting when you get them under covers.

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

People are reviewing sticks online.

(Thanks to Ralph)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

100 huskies run amok in China shopping centre after dog cafe door left open

(Thanks to Ralph)

AN ISSUE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT

A Chipotle employee in Southfield, Michigan was shot in the leg by a customer Friday night, police sources told FOX 2. The shooting stemmed from an argument over guacamole.

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Al Barkafski)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Raccoon attacks two guests in line for a roller coaster at Hersheypark

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "They're big squirrels with masks and opposable thumbs.")