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April 03, 2024
IT'S NOT THE WIENERMOBILE, BUT IT'S A START
Planters looking to hire crew to travel around country in ‘Nutmobile’
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
POLICE HAVE NOTHING ETC.
Thief admits stealing 18-carat gold toilet worth £4.8m from Blenheim Palace
(Thanks to Doug Ogg)
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PRINCE
CBP seizes 500 pounds of unauthorized mangos at U.S.-Mexico border
(Thanks to Ralph)
IT WAS KNOWN AS THE STUPID AGE
When Squirrels Were One of America’s Most Popular Pets
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
FRANKENMOUSE
Scientists have accidentally created a mouse embryo with six legs and no genitals
(Thanks to Charles Cates and Barry Nester)
THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT
Man fires 10 shots into Jack in the Box, later opens fire at Whataburger
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
'AT LEAST FIVE GENES ARE INVOLVED'
Here’s why some pigeons do backflips
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Something all of us have wondered.")