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April 02, 2024

GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

A team of researchers analyzed the results of 350,757 coin tosses to determine whether the results are truly 50/50, and found "fair" coins are slightly more likely to land the same way they started.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

EITHER THAT, OR IT'S A REALLY WEIRD COCONUT

NASA is analyzing a 2-pound object that crashed through a Florida man's roof to determine whether it came from the International Space Station.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who asks "Are there squirrels on the ISS?")

'THIS IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT YOUR SNAKE'

Highly Venomous Snake Found Curled Up Inside Shoe

You know where. (Hint: "It's like your worst Australian nightmare.") 

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THE MOST FLORIDA THING WE HAVE SEEN SO FAR TODAY

A Florida Man copped today to a theft charge for refusing to pay for a $250 Waffle House tattoo that was inked on his right calf

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

BECAUSE YOU NEED MORE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT

Demographics Professor Warns that by 2531, Everyone in Japan Will be Named Sato

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Manure spreading ban lifted in Vermont    

(Thanks to Bill Shaw)

 
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