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April 01, 2024

THAT WACKY BLENHEIM PALACE!

Blenheim Palace has revealed its claim to have discovered a Woodstock festival that took place 200 years before the iconic event of the same name was a prank.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

'THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMALS IN THE PARK'

Park rangers on the run from 'plague squirrels' who attack guests and steal food

(Thanks to Annette)

OTHER THAN THAT...

Pilot on United Boeing 777 forced to return to airport after ‘poo from broken toilet flows into cabin’

(Thanks to Michael Parry, Asher Scheiner and Barry Nester)

AND IN SPORTS

St. Louis Chess Scandal Inspires Offer of Free Anal Vibrators to Level the Playing Field

(Thanks to Ralph)

THAT WAY THEY QUALIFY FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

WA Senator Maria Cantwell calls for potatoes to remain classified as vegetables

(Thanks to Ralph)

YET IT REMAINS LEGAL IN SOME STATES

Lots of People Die Every Year During or After Sex.

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

What else could it be?

(Thanks to many people)

PLAIN AS DAY

Zig-zagging UFO spotted hovering above a nuclear power plant

(Thanks to John Lobert)

YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY

At that time, Henault said, she didn't know of many mermaid schools in North America so she decided to open a school in Canada

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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