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When you're described as an "experienced" reptile handler, there may be a good story to be told, but it's when you're a "legendary" reptile handler that you've truly made the grade.
Posted by: Jim | March 20, 2024 at 09:28 AM
It's always the last place you look, right?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 20, 2024 at 09:43 AM
Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.
Note to self--never try to smuggle large crocodiles in your shorts. Doesn't end well, and Customs looks for such things.
Posted by: rintinglen | March 20, 2024 at 09:44 AM
Then again, if he was so experienced, why did he dress for the beach rather than with protective gear?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 20, 2024 at 09:44 AM
A experie So Afri repti hand nearl los hi genital aft a massiv 15-foo crocodi bi hi betwee th leg i a horr attac tha wa caugh o camer b touris
Posted by: man tom | March 20, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Skipped the foreplay.
Posted by: Crocodile Done-deed | March 20, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Now I don't feel so unfortunate.
Posted by: Cpt. Hook | March 20, 2024 at 10:56 AM
In my defense, I thought it was a python.
Posted by: 15 ft crock | March 20, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Darwin contest winner?
Posted by: anthony hight stewart | March 20, 2024 at 12:55 PM
As a riff on Tony Bennett's famous song about San Francisco and his heart - "I left my genitals in South Africa."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 20, 2024 at 04:49 PM
What kind of "experienced reptile handler" pokes a "massive 15-foot beast ... with a stick"? He's clearly more experienced now ...
Posted by: Alan West | March 22, 2024 at 08:11 AM
What a crock!
Posted by: Marc | March 22, 2024 at 09:39 AM