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March 24, 2024

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Tribe that wash with cow urine and use dung as toothpaste guard herd with machine guns

(Thanks to Ralph)

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If it's not worth having, it's not worth dying for.

An oral hygienist's vision of hell.

I figure that herds with machine guns don't need to be guarded

Kum-ba-ya my cow, Kum-ba-ya rat-a-tat-tat.

Free the nipple. No wait. Get away from the nipple.

Nine out of ten dentists recommend, wait for it, cow dung for a brighter smile and a fresh zesty clean all over feeling.

Also, eat sh*t. rat-a-tat-tat.

Sounds like all they need to do is get upwind….

Mooo! Rat-a-tat-tat! Moooo! Rat-a-tat-tat!

Coming soon to a Colgate commercial near you. Maybe as "Organic Gardol"?

You’ll wonder where the cow dung went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

On the plus side, the cow dung did provide an occlusive seal.

Curiously enough, when speaking of these tribesmen, most go to their graves having never been kissed

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