WE'VE BEEN TALKING TO OUR PET FOR YEARS

I can hear what animals think – and you can talk to your pet with this simple trick

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[Pychic Schmychic]

What's alarming is when your pet, or pet rock, thinks it knows what the voices are saying inside your head.

[Support Duck]

I told that dude I didn't want to go into Buc-ee's with him. He never listens. Maybe next time I'll "support" him by tapping his third eye vigorously with my bill.

[cfjk]

"Anyone can talk to their animals and pets. It’s about getting into a natural, meditative state, and it works every time." Beth ...So, drunk, basically?

[Rod]

I'm not sure it's that great an idea to talk with your pets. You might not care for what they have to say to you.

[pogo]

My dog says, "Go! Truck! Dairy Queen! Now!"

[LeDud]

Can you imagine what cats are thinking? "Oh...he's probably too big to kill..."

[Pullet Surprise]

Hey, I tried this in the park with all these pigeons - "Okay, every one, not everybody think at once." I then went out into my garage and found the same technique worked on all these hammers I have hanging on my wall. My wife's father was a locksmith and I tried the technique on the doorknob collection she inherited - I found that these knobs like to watch TV, especially "As The World Turns."

[rintinglen]

I tried, I honestly tried. But every time I got into a natural, meditative state, I was asleep.

[The Real Barry]

The great philosopher Wittgenstein once said: "If a lion could speak, we would not understand it."

[PirateBoy's Catnip]

I've always understood what a cat thinks. But how they string that many four letter words together is the most impressive part.

[Dr. Doolittle]

"If I could talk to the animals"