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March 24, 2024


'Dead Butt Syndrome' Is A Real Thing. Here's How To Tell If You Have It.

(Thanks to GJ)


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Probably caused by anus eating virus.

Mine died from the long term effects of lead poisoning.

Just look at who is getting elected to Congress. It's an epidemic.

And your butt already has a nasty crack

There needs to be an urgent telethon held in Butte, MT.

They opened foe the Rock BOTTOM Remainders, right, Dave?

You can develop it by waiting endlessly in a doctor's office to be examined to see if you have it.

My girl asks if it looks too big not if it’s dead…

My attitude is that if I do have this syndrome, it is behind me now.

And why is this just a syndrome? Def. "Syndrome - a group of symptoms which consistently occur together, or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptoms." Just take some asspirin.

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