SOON TO BE 'JAWS XII'

As you step closer to the waves, you see something on the sand. It’s almost 5 inches long and has pinchers protruding from its hardened body. Then it scurries toward you — and goes straight for your toes.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Comments

[MOTW]

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy strayed into the water .. Yikes!

[wanderer2575]

Sounds like Hawthorne the Crab from Sherman's Lagoon.

[Clankie]

But you're not worried. You're wearing golden sneakers.

[Rod]

When I lived in Galveston, it was common to step on a blue crab out in the water. Typically, you'd jump from being startled, and that was that. But once a big one took a dime-sized chunk out of my wife's foot. She wanted to catch it to get revenge come suppertime that night. Alas, it got away.

[fear the crabcat]

And y'all thought that crabs came ashore on the Captain's dingy?

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

The "Cyprus Toe-Biters" would be a good sports team name.