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March 19, 2024

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

They panic-bought bidets during the pandemic. It changed their lives.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

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Let's go out to our chief correspondent positioned there on the lawn outside the Capitol and get an update, "Heather, what's the word on panic-bought bidens."

"George, I heard about the lawsuit, sorry...it's bidets, not bidens, and here, not so sure you can count on it, is what Bidget had to say.

*I misread it, ok.

It's the best thing they ever did & it certainly changed my life!

And the police have something to go on.

She travels with a portable one?

So if you combine this with the toilet paper panic buying, you mean to tell me the thing we were most concerned with was not a potentially deadly disease, but rather cleaning our butts?

No wonder we're doomed.

And thanks for ruining our opportunity to make a comeback.

In a world without toilet paper, the bidet is often our only hope.

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