SOME OF US MAJORED IN THAT LONG AGO

The union between APPLETON PRIVATE UNIVERSITY and the INTERNATIONAL NIGHTLIFE ASSOCIATION (INA) has created the first FACULTY OF NIGHTLIFE STUDIES in the world, marking a milestone in the nightlife industry.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Comments

[cfjk]

Years from now, we will all remember just where we were when we first heard the news.

[The Ghost of John Belushi]

I was on track for an interdisciplinary degree in Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll, though this would have been a good minor.

[wanderer2575]

Dean Vernon Wormer will be overseeing the program.

[Jim]

The lines may be getting blurrier between the regular semester and spring break.

[Fiduciary for the Estate of Larry Laffer]

Whom do I contact to endow the Leisure Suit Larry faculty position?

[wiredog]

Reminds me of my first time in college! Before I pulled a Blutarski and was expelled with a 0.0

[Ralph]

Appleton Private University does not appear to physically exist yet, judging by the info on its web site. I assume everyone involved is too busy with nightlife.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

This is perfect for vampires.

[Clankie]

" Golden Moon Awards "

Is there... like... a pageant or something ? Tiaras ? Swimsuit competition ?

[K-TEL Music Hits]

Faculty Theme Song:

🎶 I love the nightlife
I got to boogie

(You're welcome for the earworm.)

[Florida Man]

The reunions will be epic!

[Dorkfish]

This nightlife ain’t no good life…but it’s my life!

[Pullet Surprise]

Isn't supposed to be the International Night Light Association?

[man tom]

Don't click here until after you have graduated.