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March 26, 2024

POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON

Woman dumbfounded after plumber boyfriend steals her toilet after breakup

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "What did she think would happen?")

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That'll teach her. Next time date an unemployed gamer.

The editors at the Mirror are really slipping up these days. “Dumbfounded”? No. The woman was obviously “Gobsmacked”.

This happens far too often.

She & the cops will have nothing to go on, so the perfect crime.

Saying good-bye is never easy.

Now I've heard everything: Someone who runs *to* Taco Bell when she has to relieve herself.

As a follow-on story in the news, the police found a porcelean toilet in the bushes down the street. They sent a stool sample to the lab for verification that it was the missing bathroom fixture. Meanwhile, the former owner knows that it is like to try to function in a pinch.

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