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March 26, 2024

NOT ALL DURING THE SAME COLONOSCOPY, WE HOPE

Here are, I am dismayed to tell you, seven insects that were found intact during a colonoscopy.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Tip of the hat to Ralph, but neither MOTW nor I will be clicking on that link. When it comes to nightmare fodder, we have sufficient.

Tip of the hat to Ralph, but neither MOTW nor I will be clicking on that link. When it comes to nightmare fodder, we have sufficient.

Drat, the dreaded comments monkey wrench strikes again.

Several of the bugs seen in the old 'Raid kills then dead' commercials are also a possibility.

Somebody got suckered in with the "Now with extra protein!" advertising.

Clearly, insects have no shame.

Mom always said to chew your food!

Always in the last place you look.

Multitasking at its' finest hour.

In the original 12 Days of Christmas, "Seven Intact Insects" was replace with "Seven Swans A-Swimming".

@Mad Hatter - amen, I'm not clicking.


Another immigration issue that needs to be fixed.

On the plus side, they weren't found by the TSA.

Was one of them Jiminy Cricket?

Uranus Insects WBAGNFARB

I woke up in the middle of my colonoscopy and they were watching a boring movie about a cave so I went back to sleep.
When I finished I farted enough gas to reinflate the Hindenburg...

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