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March 19, 2024

IF SCIENTISTS SAY IT, WE BELIEVE IT

An exercise pill may soon offer the same benefits as a workout, scientists say

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

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Well, maybe, if it's REALLY chewy?

Exlax ?

Well, I can relate and to an extended extent concur with the study's findings. Mrs man tom was for six years a full time faculty professor at Washington University's School of Medicine and she has some pretty prominent estrogen-related receptors.

Estrogen-related Receptors opened for Metallica. During their early years, time spent backstage hormone-izing alongside James Hetfield of Metallica are rumored to have played an important role in the normal sexual and reproductive development of Hatfield.

Take it from someone who knows. Dont mess with them. Especially James.

A picture of Hatfield, the early years, is not available because I am too lazy to find one, but a rare photo of the lead singer from Estrogen-related Receptors was located at the last minute. Talk about some great Estrogen-related Receptors.

Mix it with some mary jane and you've got a runners high.

It's going to simulate the schmucks at my local gym who do four or five reps of an exercise and then sit there for 10 minutes while they have hand sex with their phones?

You can double the effect by adding beer

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