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March 17, 2024

HEY, IT'S AN ATTRACTIVE BREED

Toronto dog DNA testing company IDs woman as 40% Alaskan Malamute

(Thanks to Ralph)

Another Version: Pet DNA testing company in doghouse after identifying human as canine

(Thanks to Prairie Cynic, who says "There's been suggestions that I am the illegitimate offspring of a Rotweiler.")

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Perhaps by injection?

*ruff!*

She's not a super-model in the looks department, but I wouldn't call her a dog.

Sounds like the testing service is going to the dogs....

One chamber of the Parliament of Canada, the Senate, has put actions in place to restore civility to the greater Toronto area in the wake of the all out chaos caused by the findings. The other chamber, the House of Commons, has issued this statement:

"If the nation falls under the burden of the continued all out chaos, consider The House of Commons closed for business until further notice or a fleasible positive identification is made."

Sounds like a contamination issued caused by a leaky condom?

On the plus side, I am NOT the father.

Does she like to chase the mailman?

Ruh-rho. Call me Scooby.

So it's true....Life's a b***h.

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