HEY, IT'S AN ATTRACTIVE BREED
Toronto dog DNA testing company IDs woman as 40% Alaskan Malamute
(Thanks to Ralph)
Another Version: Pet DNA testing company in doghouse after identifying human as canine
(Thanks to Prairie Cynic, who says "There's been suggestions that I am the illegitimate offspring of a Rotweiler.")
Perhaps by injection?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | March 17, 2024 at 05:04 PM
*ruff!*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 17, 2024 at 05:27 PM
She's not a super-model in the looks department, but I wouldn't call her a dog.
Posted by: MikeM_inMD | March 17, 2024 at 05:47 PM
Sounds like the testing service is going to the dogs....
Posted by: Steverino | March 17, 2024 at 05:56 PM
One chamber of the Parliament of Canada, the Senate, has put actions in place to restore civility to the greater Toronto area in the wake of the all out chaos caused by the findings. The other chamber, the House of Commons, has issued this statement:
"If the nation falls under the burden of the continued all out chaos, consider The House of Commons closed for business until further notice or a fleasible positive identification is made."
Posted by: man tom | March 17, 2024 at 06:04 PM
Sounds like a contamination issued caused by a leaky condom?
Posted by: Florida Man | March 17, 2024 at 06:25 PM
On the plus side, I am NOT the father.
Posted by: Canadian Malamute | March 17, 2024 at 06:27 PM
Does she like to chase the mailman?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | March 17, 2024 at 06:56 PM
Ruh-rho. Call me Scooby.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 17, 2024 at 09:46 PM
So it's true....Life's a b***h.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | March 18, 2024 at 10:35 AM