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Mutiny of the Bounty
Posted by: Pirate Doris, the Badly Burnt | March 19, 2024 at 12:16 PM
“Desperate people do absorbent things."
"Exorbitant people exceed the bounds of custom, propriety, or reason, especially in amount or extent including quality of paper towels being pilfered."
Posted by: man tom | March 19, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Aren't tampons more absorbent and thus more effective?
Posted by: LeDud | March 19, 2024 at 01:32 PM
In my defense, it wasn't even my knife, the whole thing was the squirrel's idea.
Posted by: turned state's evidence/plea deal | March 19, 2024 at 01:46 PM
Their punishment will be to watch a nonstop 48-hour screening of Can't Stop the Music, directed by Nancy Walker.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 19, 2024 at 02:39 PM
Brilliant! Extremely cunning plan to head to the subway.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 19, 2024 at 03:36 PM
Well, you know how hard it is to find parking in New York, there was no place nearby to put the getaway car.
Posted by: rintinglen | March 19, 2024 at 04:00 PM