'DEFENSIVE DEFECATION'
Sperm Whales Battle Hunting Orcas With Cloud Of Diarrhea In Rarely Recorded Moment
(Thanks to Linda Schutjer)
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Worst name for a rock band EVER.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 22, 2024 at 02:58 PM
And some people wonder why I stay in Lock Ness?
Posted by: Nessie | March 22, 2024 at 03:19 PM
If I was chased by hunting orcas, they'd have to battle my diarrhea.
Posted by: Bill Lavin | March 22, 2024 at 03:28 PM
The Sperm whales learned the defensive maneuver from a rapidly moving pod of Sphincter dolphins originating from Japan showing signs, tell-tale crusty yellow patches around their anus and genitals, of the Strep A virus.
I saw this episode of Sea Hunt.
Posted by: man tom | March 22, 2024 at 03:39 PM
.....You said SPERM!....Huh, huh, huhhuhhuh....
- Beavis
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | March 22, 2024 at 05:20 PM
The article seems to think it was a planned defensive manoeuvre. I think the orcas just scared the shit out of the whales.
Posted by: The Real Barry | March 23, 2024 at 07:33 AM
Orca No. 1 "Does this sperm whale taste funny to you?"
Orca No. 2 "Now that you mention it, it does taste sort of crappy."
I never did like sushi.
Posted by: rintinglen | March 23, 2024 at 10:31 AM
I used to use the same reaction when a bunch of bullies would try to beat me up. I tried to use it to get out of the draft from many years ago - "Sorry, I defecate whenever I am stressed or frightened." They make some pretty effective plugs these days just for such situations.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 23, 2024 at 03:39 PM
As suggested in the latest Pentagon battle tactics pamphlet.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | March 23, 2024 at 04:15 PM