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March 23, 2024

ADVISORY

Adultery may soon be legal in the Empire State

(Thanks to GJ)

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Yes!

I mean, oh, that's terrible.

They've been doing that in Albany to their citizens since forever.


Adultery is the path to the dark side.

Adultery leads to battery. Battery leads to cutlery. Cutlery leads to suffering.

I think wrote it wrong - it's supposed to be Adult Tree - it's okay to plant adult trees. Which also includes Toilet Trees.

Anything to keep the population from leaving.

I just hope that Animal Husbandry is never legalized.
It just sounds wrong!

I came across this item years ago; I debated for a day whether I should post it. Finally decided, what the heck. I don't know if it's true:

The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attacks has been filed in New York. It appears a guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the World Trade Center spent the morning at his girlfriend's apartment with his phone turned off. He wasn't watching TV either. When he turned his phone back on around 11:00am, it rang immediately. It was his hysterical wife. "Are you okay? Where are you?" He said, "What do you mean? I'm in my office, of course!"

Now, we’ll be overrun by Amish…

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