Dave Barry's Blog

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Killer whale vs shark

(Thanks to Michael Parry, who asks "You want fries with that?")

THE OWNER NO LONGER NEEDED IT

Staff at the thrift store had located a grenade among items that had been donated to the store.

(Thanks to The Perts)

GUESS THE STATE

Strip Club Customer Allegedly Assaulted By An Employee With A Stack Of Cash For Not Tipping

(Thanks to EricY)

'I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU NERD AND WIFE'

Groom wears Apple Vision Pro headset on wedding day - and his bride looks mortified

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I'm thinking 'buyer's remorse.'")

AS CLEAR AS THE LOCH NESS MONSTER

Queen Camilla's face 'spotted' in man's drink - and people can't unsee it

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Wild turkey that chased residents of small Quebec town killed by slingshot

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

HMM: 'THEY SAID AUDUBON PARK IS INFAMOUS FOR ITS SQUIRREL POPULATION'

Washington road sign hacked to warn of 'Angry Raccoons Ahead'

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)