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March 01, 2024

AND IN PHILADELPHIA SPORTS

Phillies scrap Dollar Dog Night, cite unruly fans as 'tipping point'

Armed with projectile frankfurters, some unruly Phillies fans began chucking their favorite Hatfield meat during a game last season, and the dogs soared like cans of corn throughout the stands and onto the field.

(Thanks to Ron T)

Are there any ruly Phillies fans?

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

A NEW study has identified that you are much more likely to survive a zombie apocalypse if you live in Powys as opposed to Monmouthshire.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

HENCE THE NAME 'FLATZ'

Flatz is selling pieces of himself to a private art collector who will eventually receive the artist’s literal body art in the form of his tattoos, which will be removed and mounted under glass upon the artist’s death. In the meantime, life-sized photographs of the works being sold will serve as a placeholder.

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

MAKES SENSE!

Weightlifter ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought ‘zinc helps in bodybuilding’

(Thanks to Rick Day)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A frog in India has a mushroom sprouting out of it.

(Thanks to Ron T, B&C, vee and The Perts)

 
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